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Southernmost suburb of San Francisco.
Why did a take a job all the way down in San Jose?
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when you cum in a girl and fall asleep right after. this will most likely cause the conception of your 4 and 5 child.
i got this condition known as sloppy jose, after i bust my nut i'm gonna pass the fuck out so don't ask me what i'm thinking about
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he's a shy little birthday boy that like Jackie R and always tries to deny it.
He also loves peepee in his mouth and ass
he is the king of gay and he knows it
Jose Espinoza loves big peepee
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A very curious person. He likes to experience new things in bed, he loves arm hair and has a lot of masturbation techniques.
Mom!! Jose Ramon is watching porn in the living room again!
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The only city in US history to make such a big deal out of recently becoming the "10th Largest City in the Country." They have celebrated this fact and continue to tell everyone else about it as though anyone gives a fucc. Detroit recently lost this "elite" status as of July 2005, but no one there probably is aware of this fact because they have better things to focus on. San Jose: the first capitol of CA, the 10th largest city in the nation, 3rd largest in CA, and largest in the Bay, and not a single aspect of it is any more interesting than this trivia that no one cares about in the first place!!
San Jo Fudgepacker A: Hey dawg, did you kno that if you count all the dirt and barren hills in San Jose it has more land space than any other city in the Bay?
San Jo Fudgepacker B: Awww shit my nigga! We got a larger population here too! That along with the fact that in '91 we finally got a professional sports team (the Sharks) gives us a chance to talk about how great our city is all day long! Finally life has meaning!
San Jo Fudgepacker A: Right! Now when we spend our days talking shit about Frisco to outsiders we have something to tell them. I'm so giddy! Bend me over and have your way with me!
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That one really generic Hispanic guy who fits all the stereotypes given to him by his culture. He also goes through puberty very late in life, so he is often confused about his sexuality.
"Bro, that Hispanic guy's voice is still very high even at this age."
"Yup, he will grow up to be a Jose Sanchez, maybe one day he will figure it all out."
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A man who is tall, handsome, responsible, smart and kind. He is good in everything just let him study it first. He loves winter and do masturbation.
That man is like Jose Gabriel.
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