July 21

National suck titties day

Hey it’s July 21
Time to suck some tits

16 July

If you were born on 16 july your the most important thing in this world and no one can take this away from you

Someone: Your born on 16 July!
You: Yes
Someone:WOW you must be important

July 25

July is known as the best baby month. The 25th is known to be the best day. Therefore a person born on the 25th of July is the best.

Wow Jordan you're born on July 25? You must be the best person ever!

30 july

you’re the hottest and should look for a shuggerdaddy

i was born on the 30 july

July 29

on this day you have to make out with your bf/gf and let them have a sleepover with you

Boy:hey it’s july 29 u know what that means
Girl:no?????
Boy:*kisses girlfriend*
Girl:what was that for
Boy:i love you wanna sleep over

July 18th

The Day of the Weed Olympics

-compete in weed games to see who wins

Sean- damn I’m so excited for July 18th

Sally- what’s on July 18th?
Sean- The Weed Olympics! You compete in weed games.

19 july

This date is superior, people born on this date are intelligent, smart, handsome and good at sex. They have the best possible zodiac sign and that is cancer. Which means they are only compatible with other cancers that are preferably born 2 days before, July 17th. Of course July 17th is not a bad date but it cannot be compared to July 19th.

19 july - best day