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jumping the couch

The defining moment when you know someone has finally lost his or her marbles. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behavior on Oprah when he jumped up and down maniacally on her couch, while professing his undying love for actress Katie Holmes. Reportedly much easier to accomplish than going off a "deep end".

There's no doubt about it, she's finally 'jumping the couch' with that one.

by Jim Scott December 4, 2005

198๐Ÿ‘ 101๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jump Man

the 23rd woman a man has sex with. in honor of the great michael jordan.

Man: Hey, did you hear Steve got his Jump Man last night?
Boy: That's awesome, Steve is such a swordsman!

by t7j939 June 18, 2009

293๐Ÿ‘ 156๐Ÿ‘Ž


base jumping

BASE is an acronym that stands for; Building, Antenna, Span (ex. a bridge), Elevation (ex. a cliff). To become a "base jumper", participants in this extreme sport are required to parachute from at least one of each of the four structures/elevations that make up it's name.

Pro snowboarder, Jim Rippey can be seen performing a base jump from an antenna in the movie, TB8.

by Jonny|B June 28, 2005

73๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bush Jumping

First Find Bush in someones yard then get a running start and make an attempt to jump the bush.

I jumped a bush last night

by (Not Listed) March 9, 2005

31๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jump On The Grenade

Hooking-up with the "not-so-good-looking" or fat friend of a hot girl that your bro is trying to score with

I had to Jump on The Grenade just so Joey could get some hot tail last night .

by LadyKiller227 August 25, 2009

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Jump Out

noun. Slang term for the police, specifically the uniformed arrest teams that speed into the block, emerge quickly from their vehicles, and make arrests. Developed in the 1980s to combat inner-city narcotics distribution.

"I was smoking some phat chronic with my boys and then the jump outs rolled in and locked my ass up. Man, I'm innocent."

by Notorious JFK December 21, 2005

62๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jump Fly

A term that originated in Texas. Can be used to describe someone that has gotten besides themselves or when someone has on their best wardrobe. The one they lay out days in advance before going to the club.

1) Man, did you see old girl try and jump fly with me when I asked for her number? Didn't nobody want her old busted ass number anyway. I was just trying to holla cause Rico said he hit.

2) Imma jump fly tonight when I step out. Brand new Jordans with the matching unit. These boys aint gone feel me!

by Monsieur Bobby April 10, 2010

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