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Karmaβ™‘

Karma doesn't believe in themselves and sometimes gets upset and has bad days, but in reality, he is capable of accomplishing so much more than he thinks. Karma is beautiful, sweet, caring, handsome, compassionate, capable, smart, and sometimes she doesn't realize it but it's so true to everyone around her. Even through hardships and problems and rollercoaster-ing emotions, they've managed to muscle through, and have made it so far. There is no one as special as Karma, and they'll always be so important and positive to everybody around them.

I don't know what I'd do without Karmaβ™‘!

Karmaβ™‘ is so amazing, I wish they saw what I see in them.

by roseaesc February 2, 2022

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Voting Karma

1) Taking your civic duty too far when voting during election season in the hopes that one day, people might vote for you for president.

3) Casting thousands of votes on TMZ.com in hopes that one day you'll be famous enough to have 60,000 people vote they'd rather do you than Jessica Alba.

2) Voting for Urban Dictionary entries in order to get up votes for your definitions.

Guy: Who are you voting for today?
Girl: Who ever is first on the ballot! It really doesn't matter who, I'm just trying to pump up my voting karma for when I run for president.

by uvkorn7 November 20, 2010

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crush karma

crush karma- the affect when you keep you crush a secret from someone, symptoms are getting embarrassed in from of your crush or your crush doing something bad to you.

If you don't tell me who you like you will get crush karma.

by Shsiyavskdusbejeu November 10, 2015

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Colon Karma

The act of wondering if you should eat something, that might cause some gastrointestinal problems later.

Mike:Hmmm should i eat the 5 buck box from taco bell now...im going on a date in about 4 hours, i dont want to have to repaint her toilet. I will go with a homemade chicken salad instead.

Rajieen: yeah you wouldn't want to get some bad Colon karma for later.

by mr bonkers113 September 24, 2011

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karma-bitchslap

applies to a person who, gets whatever they want when they want it, and no one can explain how, yet once or twice a year something goes so horribly wrong in their life they cant see straight.

" I jst got a new mercedes, after buying half of starbuks, then my house caught fire, and starbuks went bankrupt..."

"oh dude... karma-bitchslap"

by bitchslap bob July 27, 2009

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karmas a bitch

when someone with the name "karma" or "kharma" gets mad while having oral sex and bites your penis.

your almost as good as my last girlfriend" *bite* "OHHH... KARMAS A BITCH!!!"

by monkeyhblack June 30, 2011

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credit karma

Free credit score that is really free! Credit karma saved my life?

Credit karma-"Am I really free?"
Credit karma-"Yes."

by Poop03 December 30, 2016

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