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When you're walking the dog and decide to pretend to not see the poop, not pick it up and walk away. Poop Karma kicks in when you poop and 1.) don't have toilet paper 2.) can't flush 3.) anything else embarrassing that involves poop.
You better pick up that poop or you'll get poop karma!
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When you do a certain number of good deeds, and karma comes back to you, greater than anticipated.
I donated three computer mice the other day, and I got this Canon Pixma scanner printer today for free.
It must have been all that karma crafting I did earlier
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Ahhhh where do I begin, where do I begin. Ahhh Karma what a lovely gentleman he is, always there to kiss ladies in need on the hand. He has a real back for rapping, always coming up with the most random verses. He is one of the most honest people to have ever graced this earth.
Person 1: “Look over there”
Person 2: “Omg it’s Karma (the name)”
Person 1: “Damm I heard he’s the best kisser”
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crush karma- the affect when you keep you crush a secret from someone, symptoms are getting embarrassed in from of your crush or your crush doing something bad to you.
If you don't tell me who you like you will get crush karma.
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applies to a person who, gets whatever they want when they want it, and no one can explain how, yet once or twice a year something goes so horribly wrong in their life they cant see straight.
" I jst got a new mercedes, after buying half of starbuks, then my house caught fire, and starbuks went bankrupt..."
"oh dude... karma-bitchslap"
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when someone with the name "karma" or "kharma" gets mad while having oral sex and bites your penis.
your almost as good as my last girlfriend" *bite* "OHHH... KARMAS A BITCH!!!"
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Free credit score that is really free! Credit karma saved my life?
Credit karma-"Am I really free?"
Credit karma-"Yes."
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