Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.
Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.
Extremely hard, loud, repetitive pounding on an outside door or window to show authority to those inside and get them to open the door.
I know Daryl is in there sleeping so I'm gonna Cop Knock and wake him up.
Big ass mother fucking titties!!
"Damn man, those are some big knockers"
"Naw man! Them Thangs are KNOCK DADDYS!"
An action performed by Woodknockers to ensure a steady flow of good luck.
Scruffy: "Dude, my mom has no idea where I am right now, she's none the wiser."
Ferguesson: "Oh man, you'd better air knock on that, there's a tree all the way over there."
This is the lead up steps before the act of "Cock Blocking" or being "Cock Blocked". Cock Knocking is the period of time when 2 or more bachelors are actively competing for the affections of their desired female.
"Yo Joe, When we go to the club make sure to call your shots so we're not knocking cocks all night"
When someone enters your room without knocking and has their cock. Strap on or not.
Person #1: Yo dad, what you doing?
Person #2: just knocking and Cocking
When a outside cat knocks on a door by standing up and hitting it with their paws to let their owner know that they're hungry
Cats that use cat knocking often cat back talk because they have attitudes act like dogs they often have the attatudes of a Dwight d esien-meower Wich makes them one.