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the protection you want, for the sex she doesn't.
Kobe Bryant condoms commercial script:
Kobe "Hey, do me."
Lady "I'd rather not."
Kobe "I wasn't asking."
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August 24th is International Kobe Bryant Day because he wore the jersey numbers 8 and 24. On this day we honour what a legend he was and how hard he worked as an NBA player.
Guy 1: Bro it's August 24th.
Guy 2: It's Kobe Bryant Day? Man, I miss him.
1. A very, very, very expensive argument in which two prominent people are involved in a scandal or affair, made famous by the press. A play on the meal Kobe Beef which is very expensive. Inspired by Kobe Briant, Tiger Woods, and Chris Brown.
2. An argument between two people about pointless celebrtity scandal crap that has no place in or affect on their lives, yet are ceaselessly taking sides on and arguing over.
1. Tiger: Man, I definitely screwed it up this time.
Kobe: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Tiger: Time to sit with the in-laws and pay for some fine Kobe Beef.
2. Guy 1: Hey, what took you?
Guy 2: I got held up at the register having Kobe Beef with this lady over whether to listen to Chris Brown or not after the whole Rhianna thing.
Guy 1: Who the (expletive) cares?!
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The guy on the news says Kobe was a great guy, then corrects himself and says a great basketball player. If Kobe really raped anybody, he wouldn't be missed the way he is, his family wouldn't miss that kind of guy. Like Mike Tyson, Kobe Bryant is crazy enough to do something that wasn't a good idea, (for Kobe having sex with someone other than his wife wasn't a good idea) but that doesn't make the guy a rapist. No matter who wants to make them look like one, Kobe and Mike Tyson are not rapists, and Michael Jackson is not really a pedophile, they're crazy, weird people, so people offer a lot of misinformation about them, but don't remember them for what they did in life, instead they want people to remember them the way they want them to be remembered, and its bullshit. Everybody seems to think something bad would happen if they said anything different than what the media says about it, so they seem scared to say any of their thoughts about it to anybody, unless their thoughts are the same as what the media says happened.
Kobe Bryant was a great guy, and some people won't apologize to his accusers or to feminists for saying it.
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Phrase meaning your already or are about to get wasted.
James: I'm on my kobe game 6 rite now homie!
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Refers to anyone doing anything and still not doing it better than Kobe.
(see nba live)
"Did you see ray allen hit that three?"
"He still ain't kobe"
"Mello just smashed on the boards"
"He ain't Kobe"
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Up goes the airplane down goes the helicopter!
Do you know how to fly a Kobe Bryant Helicopter