Like the Dirty Sanchez but you are taking a girl from behind and stick two fingers in her butt, reach around and swipe eyebrows on her face, slap her on the arse and say "Hello Jerry! You don't write, you don't call"
She was a huge Seinfeld fan but not after I gave her the Uncle Leo
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a gay fat stupid kid that thinks he is black and sucks at football. and sucks Dic for quarters
"i know a kid name leo herrera and he is so gay"
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to drink heavily all day but swinging in and out of excessive drunkeness. If not careful, a leo sayer can quickly turn into a jeffery.
"A leo sayer is a tool of the modern drunkard"
"Don't hang out with uncle leo too long, or you will meet jeffery"
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Scorpio and Leo's are the perfect match ๐
They both seriously need to get their shit together and get together โค ๐
Stop being a Scorpio and ask her out dude
Scorpio and Leo are the perfect match
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Leo Gabriele's are very interesting. People often mistake them for being gay but they normally aren't. They are very tall and lanky and has crooked fingers. They have very veiny arms. One cool thing about them is if you hold down a vein it will cut off their circulation to their whole hand. They normally help out at the church but then they aren't in church they aren't very holy. I guess you can call them funny and nice but behind the scenes they will hit you so be carful near them. They have a very strange taste in friends. Their friends tend to make a lot of dick jokes.
Leo- "good game high five"
Friend- *puts hand up for high five*
Leo- *puts hand up*
Friend- "EWW YOUR FINGERS ARE CROOKED"
Friend- "Don't touch Leo Gabriele's hands they are weird"
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