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When two seemingly unrelated things become vital bargaining chips between two people
Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.
And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.
"Herein lies the negotiations."
this really gay guy who tries to act straight
The whole boob thing is a scheme i tell you!
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The "three biggest lies" that are frequently made are: This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth.
He got him a cell with a pervert, the pervert tried to crawl in his bed, he proceeded to tell him the three biggest lies, and thse are the words that he said, "Good buddy This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth."
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Blood that is spilt by someone the first time theyre bumfundled
Christ, theres some wei li chung, I thought you said you had done this before
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1.Yeah right
2.When a person knows it's not going to happen no matter what they say or try to do
Sammy: "You must finish all that work before lunch."
Mancebo: "Somebody lied to you."
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The lies nick fish is a reddish orange Fish
What is bloodshot eyes in the Creepy pasta Called Lies
Lies nick fish
a lie that can lead up to other lies. usually a lie made by a jack ass
"Donna's mom is gonna be a whore in seattle."
"Dude, thats a pocket full of lies and you know it!"