a guy that will sit on everything
guy: 1. hey that guy is siting on my girlfriends lap
Guy: 2. yeah thats mr lean
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The greatest trip combination invented
Uncle who run the trap: Watchu want, I cant afford dinner, lets cook up something
Latrelle: Lean and Beans my fellow guac slime
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A bitch who thinks she's cute, but fat in the middle and looks like she skipped leg day. Usually has ratty hair with an obvious peroxide dye job, which you can tell she did herself. Smells like animal waste, only cooks box meals, and her teeth look like she can eat a cob of corn through a picket fence. Usually accompanied by a tall skinny 40-something guy who's only with her because he is tired of living with his mom. Little does he know, she's homeless and uses people for places to stay, claiming their home as her own. Both she and aforementioned guy are serial cheaters, catching multiple STDs and spreading them because neither know what a condom is.
Esther Lean is always sterile and tends to fake positive pregnancy tests out of desperation because normally guys don't give her the time of day due to her serious lack of hygiene.
She has like, maybe two friends total, and they're both imaginary.
Unemployed, and usually found sleeping on other people's couches. Has absolutely no desire to change that situation whatsoever.
Wow, that bitch is on that Esther Lean!
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That pose girls do when taking a group photo before going out for the night. One or more people stand posing for a photo lined up facing the camera; often taken full length to show the OOTD. Everyone laughs and half leans slightly forward on cue whilst maintaining an attractive posed position. The result is a "candid" picture showing you're having the best night of your life with your BFFS.
Hey girls act natural. Do a laugh lean!
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Having to hang off the side of a motorcycle when doing a wheelie in order to keep going in a straight line or to make a corner. Arms full lock out to your side with your entire body beside the bike.
Guy's got mad crazy gangsta lean goin on!
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How gangsta's pose. They stand ith back arched backwards, one foot slightly forward, and arms crossed one on top of the other, like they are loosely hugging their shoulders. Usually used when checking out a hot chick in a short skirt, it allows a better "view". Commonly followed up with the word "Daaaym" or similar.
"Man, I seen this hot bitch come struttin in her Von Dutches. Anyway, I gangsta lean back for a better peep, and I was like "Daaaym!" Gotta get that one's phone numba!!"
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Some Swedish rapper. If some random ass kid tells you to listen to him, dont trust him. He'll screw you over. Then leave you with nothing, not even as little as a text back. Don't trust this male, he is a coward.
Guy: Listen to Yung lean, he's great
Girl: okay.
-months later-
Girl: *regrets*
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