Abraham Lincoln

America’s greatest vampire hunter.

I went to the Lincoln Memorial and I couldn’t find Dracula anywhere! Abraham Lincoln was a beast...

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abraham lincoln

When a male ejaculated on his partners face and then rips his puric hair off and smacks his partner in the face having the partner look like Abraham Lincoln

Yo bro I gave my girl a Abraham Lincoln last night

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abe lincoln

Gipping on ones face with pube attachments!

I've gipped on Garners face. Check out his gay 'Abe Lincoln' goatee!!!

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Lincoln Memorial

When a girl is riding you, she spins around like sitting on a chair. Like Abe Lincoln at the memorial in D.C.

She did a Lincoln Memorial on me twice in one hour.

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Abe Lincoln

When you take a dump on top of someone's head so massive that it resembles a top hat.

"Hey dude, you see that white bitch over there?"
..."yeah"
"I'm gonna go give her an Abe Lincoln!"
..."wait, isn't that Hilary Clinton?"
"Duh, I want to make her feel more like a president"
..."dude, you rock my world"

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Abraham Lincoln

as in stinkin, needing a shower

I'm Abraham Lincoln after chopping that wood

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abe lincoln

What your opinion is worth.
Person offering advice or no use.

From the red cent, good only for prices of $XXXX.99

"Thanks for the 411 Abe (Lincoln)."

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