Plax-Line

This is the line you cross, when you know you're not getting anything done for the rest of the day.

I've passed the Plax-Line, so I'm just gonna surf the internet til 5.

I've just plaxed.

I'm plaxing so hard right now. I have to go home.

Is it 5 yet? I'm plaxing.

bangme lines

same as cut lines and the davids.
the hot as lines on a guys torso that point towards a guys package.

dayumm, check out his bangme lines!

Joke Line

The line between being in on the joke and being part of the joke.

Tom was laughing at the joke until he crossed the joke line and realized he was the butt of the joke.

Main Line

An over the top affluent area in the suburbs of Philadelphia. It is now known as one of the most richest areas in the country.Many of the homes here are mega mansions or sprawling estates.Most of the people here shop at the King of Prussia mall and drive BMWs, Mercedes,Range Rovers,etc.The soap operas One Life to Live and All My Children are made representing this area and also the best selling books Pretty Little Liars and another book Main Liners a Legacy of Deceit.Many people here also own multi million dollar beach homes in Avalon New Jersey or Stone Harbor.Women here are usally seen dressed like fashion models and dripping in diamonds.The schools are among the best and the teens get to drive any car they want their parents to buy for them. There is so much money here you would think the people are printing it themselves.Move over Beverly Hills,Greenwich,Palm Beach,etc the Main Line is the new place to be!

Lets go cruising around the Main Line and look at some of the jawdropping mansions.

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poverty line

the invisible line that separates Target from Walmart

as seen on SNL Weekend Update

"According to a new census report nearly 1 out of ever 2 Americans has fallen below the poverty line, which is the invisible line that separates Target from Walmart. That's what it is. You didn't know that, but that's what it is." - Seth Meyers

"Hey man, wanna hit up Target?"
"Nah man, I'm below the poverty line, I can't afford that shit."
"So you shop at Walmart?"
"Yep."

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Ligger Line

When a group of naked guys form a circle and then spin in circles so their boners slap each other.

*thwap* *thwap* *thwap*

Stupid Kid: "Dad, what's that noise coming from upstairs?"

Dad: "Oh, that's just our ligger line! Wanna come join us?"

Stupid Kid: "Yeah!!! YAY!!! Woohoo!!!"

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Billy Lines

Random black dude from the song Stack-O-Lee, sung by Samuel L. Jackson in the movie Black Snake Moan.

"Then that baaaad mothafucka Billy Lines walked in"

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