bigger than a tape worm. lives in the stomach of very skinny people. mostly those who eat alot. causes effects like no no sexualism, just look up the term Levi in this dictionary.
the tape lion ate all of levi's food and therefore made him weigh 2.5 pounds less than a starving ethiopian child.
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They were so bad one fan, when asked about their season, said, "They really suck this year. It hurts because I've been a fan for my entire life." The interviewer responded, "The lions can suck my big fat oily c***." This sentiment was expressed throughout the season by non-fans of the team. Events like these further exacerbated relations between Lions fans and other football fans. For the most part the relations were non-violent, however, at some times Lions fans attacked non-fans with crutches and other blunt instruments. These hostilities were often met with verbal attacks like, "Suck my fat girthy oily c**k". The Lions claim no affiliation to these anarchists, however, a theory called the Lions Vertical Integration Theory(LVIT) proposes that the Lions players and management are behind every single act of terror since 1957. Cats(2019) h**l yeah. A cross country runner's supposedly broken ankle that was actually a cover for espionage, F**k yeah.
As mentioned earlier fans of this sh**ty team are notorious for committing horrible atrocities. Some have even committed war crimes. One high school boy repeatedly beat a non-fan classmate with a stick. This fan was later charged with unrelated counts of murder and arson. The lack of a proper response led one radio show host to say, "The lions can shove a two foot oiled up horse d**k up their a**. And the fans can chortle on by plump b**ls." The Lions responded saying, "Lions don't like c**k".
I heard the Detroit Lions suck
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A common housecat or a housecat that is quite territorial.
look at timmy prouncing around the backyard, he's being a little lion.
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Complete toss pot that used to be the leader of *LuNa*
You're a complete wanker
that can be said like this:
You're a White Lion
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at the state of extreme hunger to hover over ones food and eat ravenously will shoving massive portions of food into ones mouth...usually making grunting noises and rarely looking up from the food
"Yo Ev after the 'session' you went to the lions den on that lasagna, i heard you in the kitchen"..."Yeah i kno but i was mad hungry that shit aint stand a chance"
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A step up from turtle head which means to have a partial amount of turd pertruding from between ones buttocks.
a lion head is where the turd has begun to errupt and there is nothing you can do about it!!!
Dave - "did you hear about Billy the other day!"
Sally - "no what happend?"
Dave - "we where in the cinema just the other day when Billy lion headed himself"
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A tall, blonde male, aged 14-15. They like to make weird noises, they are very passive aggresive, they like to stare at people, and they have a best friend who is black.
Kayla- Hey, Ryon the Lion.
Ryon- DON'T CALL ME THAT!!
Will- Did you really just say that??
Kayla- Why, what does it mean??
Ryon- Racist!!
Kayla- How is it racist? And why can David call you it?
Ryon- Reasons. And because he's Mexican, so its okay.
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