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A neck so overgrown with fat, it looks like a meat loaf or a loaf of bread.
I want to raspberry that neck loaf.
The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.
When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".
A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.
"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
When you take a shit in your friends tent, leaving it to rot in the summer heat while the two of you go canoeing for the day.
So Mike and I took a paddle that morning and the fucker camp loafed my tent!
When two people actively rub their love handles together (it is only sugar loafing if it is over 5 minutes)
Nancy and Greg must really love each other, we heard them sugar loafing all weekend long
A sexual act involving the production of baked goods following the excessive consumption of raw ginger, Typically involving an oven door, loaf tray and Filipino prostitute.
What are your plans this weekend Jim?
Going to see if I can find a nice Filipino lady that's keen in a rusty loaf wanna join me?