when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack to simulate a sea urchin and then make your sexual partner swallow it
Yo, I just made Gabby swallow my urchin loaf, she gagged so hard and coughed up blood, it was awesome.
Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.
Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!
The heel end of the foot or gripper in gen z slang
Get your gripper loafs off me and put your shoes on!
A loaf so big it tears the asshole
Just dropped incredible power torpedo loaf
The act of dropping a deuce. Usually one that comes out with significant force, however maintains it's structural integrity.
After drinking all that coffee this morning; Jimmy really had to throw loaf when he got to work.
When you clog the toilet by taking a shit the size and consistency of a bread loaf
“Hey man call a Plummer I just took a bread loaf in the bathroom”
"Dude, come look at the majestic Grandfather Loaf I just left in the toilet!"