no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
Alcoholic beverages, often consumed in large quantities
I wasn't going to sleep with my psycho ex again but I had a bunch of judgment lube.
A boy who cannot handle their alcohol and who likely vomits after a few drinks.
Man Craig was being such a lube at that party last night
Lube: (verb) create a compelling story that one wishes to hear out to the end. Finish the story with someone eating ass or something of that nature.
Yo man did you see Reefs sick Lube on MIMO last night?!
Like krytox, used to lube mechanical keyboard switches and stabilizers.
Don't forget to lube the stems of your switches!
"What, is it made out of precum or something"
By Ginge (16 Years Old)
An example of an absolute mong who doesn't know what lube is
shit u put on ya dick to stroke it and to slide
Kesha: I need mo lube
WaDatyrellmarious: Go 2 the store and get lube (12.99)
Gabriel: Hi im Gabriel and I hate lube
Jabril: FUCK YOU NIGGA I LOVE LUBE #LUBELIFE (12.99)