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A traditional Italian take on the term “let us eat!” Using this term in an Italian restaurant is sure to award you with envious stares as the people around you marvel at your incredible knowledge of Italian culture, a waiter would most likely come to you and “say, sir/ma’am, please leave the restaurant.” Don’t be alarmed as he/she is only doing so with the hopes of having a chat with you outside to try and drink from the vast Sea of knowledge that is your brain.
Cuntured fellow: my me, what a fantastic meal this is going to be Suka-maya-pipee everyone!
Woman: oh my I’m so aroused, such a cuntured fellow!
Man: oh wow I’m so aroused, such a cultured fellow!”
Waiter: please leave this restaurant!
VERB: to get outrageously drunk and annoying, to do stupid thing such as fall over, laugh loudly, drop things. be krunk, but not funny krunk just annoying.
maya used in a sentance: olivia was doing a 'maya' on friday night, she fell over... before we even left the house
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Maya Wagner is an new artist who has just dipped her feet in the water. Maya fell in love with the process of writing, recording, and mixing, and began writing more and more. She released her first EP, Nostalgia. This collection of 4 songs is a brand-new take on what you currently know as a “contemporary singer-songwriter” ballad.
stranger: mOdErN MuSiC SuCkS, gIvE Me a gOoD ArTiSt tO LiStEn tO!
Maya Wagner: *cough* you could listen to my ep *cough*
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Noun. - The belief, with varying degrees of seriousness, that the world will end on December 21, 2012, based on a highly idiosyncratic interpretation of the ancient Mayan Long Count calendar, which pinpoints this precise date as the end of a 125-year long cycle.
Why are we planning on having kids, anyway? It's not like they'll live to see 2013.
Katrina has a serious case of Maya fever. I don't think the "2012" movie helped matters at all.
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Maya Grentz is an ugly bitch whos 13 and shes dating a racist and a homophobic boy whos name is Braden Moore.
I hate maya grentz because she dated my bully.
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When someone on Twitter creates an entirely fake life and after being called out tries convince themselves and others that it’s real, usually resulting in people creating memes about it.
“So you think the new firefighter at your station is the real life version of someone you saw on tv? That’s the Maya Grace effect right there.”