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Milf

Milf: someone who is in love with Sarah Paulson.

Yup thatโ€™s it.

Sarah Paulson is one hot ass milf.

by Sarahโ€™s wife March 18, 2021

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Milf

An old woman, mostly between 40-55 that prefers to have sex with young men between 18 and 23

Damn! Those milfs are horny as hell!

by Jay the dick July 1, 2016

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Milf

M - Man
I - I
L - Love
F - Fishing

Dad - yo milf
Son - wtf u jus say?
Dad - ummm i said milf
Son - do you know what it stands for?
Dad - yeah! man i love fishing

by imutayz December 28, 2021

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Milf

Mother In Late 40s

Single mom on Tinder: Iโ€™m a milf! Looking for anyone who likes cats!!!
Son: MOM! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MILF IS?!?!?
Mom: yes?

by Suck.A.Toe May 11, 2018

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Milf Man

A man who provides sexual services for rich old women, no lady is too old and certainly not too rich

You're in luck cause the milf man has a vacancy in his diary

by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020

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Super MILF

An exceptional mother of any age with the "Three G" qualities: (gorgeous, generous, gentle). This Super Mother has a heart and breasts as big as a mountain. Absolutely sensational in appearance, she is excellent and delightful in all respects. Even the most powerful male finds himself easily broken as he beats his brains out trying to grasp the fact that he would walk through fire and water to have this Super MILF as his mother AND his lover. Of course, that's not all he's beating.

It's much more exciting being teased ะฐnd seduced bัƒ a Super MILF than the common regular boring MILF.

by Sahvanna4U December 11, 2011


Milf Monday

Milf Monday is a National Holliday created by Noah Danenhower, dedicated to giving back to the local Milfs and shit on Mondays. Noah D often spreads awareness for this Holliday on his Tiktok account @itsnoah.d

Dunkin Worker: โ€œYour coffee is actually free todayโ€
Milf in drivethru: โ€œwhy is that!?โ€
Dunkin worker: โ€œtodays Milf Monday, you qualified!โ€

by Itsnoah.d January 26, 2022

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