Milf: someone who is in love with Sarah Paulson.
Yup thatโs it.
Sarah Paulson is one hot ass milf.
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An old woman, mostly between 40-55 that prefers to have sex with young men between 18 and 23
Damn! Those milfs are horny as hell!
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M - Man
I - I
L - Love
F - Fishing
Dad - yo milf
Son - wtf u jus say?
Dad - ummm i said milf
Son - do you know what it stands for?
Dad - yeah! man i love fishing
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Single mom on Tinder: Iโm a milf! Looking for anyone who likes cats!!!
Son: MOM! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MILF IS?!?!?
Mom: yes?
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A man who provides sexual services for rich old women, no lady is too old and certainly not too rich
You're in luck cause the milf man has a vacancy in his diary
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An exceptional mother of any age with the "Three G" qualities: (gorgeous, generous, gentle). This Super Mother has a heart and breasts as big as a mountain. Absolutely sensational in appearance, she is excellent and delightful in all respects. Even the most powerful male finds himself easily broken as he beats his brains out trying to grasp the fact that he would walk through fire and water to have this Super MILF as his mother AND his lover. Of course, that's not all he's beating.
It's much more exciting being teased ะฐnd seduced bั a Super MILF than the common regular boring MILF.
Milf Monday is a National Holliday created by Noah Danenhower, dedicated to giving back to the local Milfs and shit on Mondays. Noah D often spreads awareness for this Holliday on his Tiktok account @itsnoah.d
Dunkin Worker: โYour coffee is actually free todayโ
Milf in drivethru: โwhy is that!?โ
Dunkin worker: โtodays Milf Monday, you qualified!โ
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