M - Man
I - I
L - Love
F - Fishing
Dad - yo milf
Son - wtf u jus say?
Dad - ummm i said milf
Son - do you know what it stands for?
Dad - yeah! man i love fishing
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Miner I'd Like Free Chilean Miner Rescue 2010
That is one hot MILF Miner I'd Like Free
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Single mom on Tinder: Iβm a milf! Looking for anyone who likes cats!!!
Son: MOM! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MILF IS?!?!?
Mom: yes?
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A man who provides sexual services for rich old women, no lady is too old and certainly not too rich
You're in luck cause the milf man has a vacancy in his diary
An exceptional mother of any age with the "Three G" qualities: (gorgeous, generous, gentle). This Super Mother has a heart and breasts as big as a mountain. Absolutely sensational in appearance, she is excellent and delightful in all respects. Even the most powerful male finds himself easily broken as he beats his brains out trying to grasp the fact that he would walk through fire and water to have this Super MILF as his mother AND his lover. Of course, that's not all he's beating.
It's much more exciting being teased Π°nd seduced bΡ a Super MILF than the common regular boring MILF.
Milf Monday is a National Holliday created by Noah Danenhower, dedicated to giving back to the local Milfs and shit on Mondays. Noah D often spreads awareness for this Holliday on his Tiktok account @itsnoah.d
Dunkin Worker: βYour coffee is actually free todayβ
Milf in drivethru: βwhy is that!?β
Dunkin worker: βtodays Milf Monday, you qualified!β
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