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an iPhone.
Where is that restaurant?
Look it up on the magic box!
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ADJ. describing someones finger abilities. One whom has "Magic Fingers" can supposedly make girls moan for hours(this is not yet proven). They usually tend to think they are good at basketball, have a lot of dandruff, that they're stronger than you, are better than you, and will make it farther in life than you. They usually are said to have "A Magic Tongue" also, which is less talked about.
Person1: Hey, did you use ur magic fingers last night on that girl?
Person2: Shut up, come see me on the basketball court or in the gym. I'll still make it farther in life than you.
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A heroic act or miracle that's usually unexplainable or thought impossible. It always saves the day and leaves people stupefied at the level of awesome you have achieved.
Guy: "Sorry, honey. The parties off."
Lady: "But you said you would throw me a baby shower!"
Guy: "Sorry, it just didn't work out"
Guy's friend: "Dude, don't worry, it's on. I pulled a magic merlin."
Guy: "Thank god!"
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When the sex is so majestic and magical.
Kevin came over last night and we made unicorn magic.
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When you cum in a girls mouth and she tries to make out with other people after.
That girl was given lots of guys breath of magic after i was done with her.
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Masturbating after a massive night out in order to escape temporarily from the ill feeling.
"FUCK ME, I'm in so much pain, even a magic wrap could not save me."
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A period of extreme pain and suffering for humans.
Magical Summer? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Magical Summer. No. No. No.
The End.
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