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"Me-mail" refers to an email sent, inadvertently, to oneself, instead of the intended recepient.
When I clicked "send" that missive went to me, instead of John, because I had inadvertently typed my own address in the "to" blank.
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A word most people in Canada consider believe to be a private as their home telephone number. most people take e-mail too seriously, even to just say hello, they get real paranoid of over message from (their) best friends.
person 1) Hey, you are my best friend, can I write you sometime?
person 2) no you can not.
person 1) how come? because i am too busy and i don't want you to write me and my e-mail is also private.
person 1) okay. we never talk on the phone either, do we?
person 2) nope. i just explained to you why that is. the same thing about e-mail as goes the telephone
person 1) i thought we were friends. although i would never call you up anyway.
person 2) sorry.
pesron 1) yeah, i'm sorry too (that you are lame and really paranoid). it's just e-mail. who the fuck cares!
person 1) i do. i am paranoid, just like you said.
pesron 2) damn straight. guess we are not friends anymore if we can't write each other.
person 1) yup. you are right. now get out of my face.
person 2) wow you a real jerk.
pesron 1) go away. my e-mail is none of your business. don't write me!!! e-mail is used for xxx porn only. i don't want e-mails from my friends or even you!
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A newspaper,grossly over-criticized by politically correct,brainwashed morons.
All other definitions on this page.
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An e-mail that, like a tweet on twitter, is 24 characters or less and reports boring status or stupid personal factoids that the recipients don't give a crap about.
Pam, our dufus friend, Mark, just sent me a twee-mail from his iPhone saying, "At Pier 39, Wipeout Cafe, eating a Wipeout burger". Does he really think I care where he is and what he's eating--boooorrrring!
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The mail people of Haiti send to one another because after the earthquake no one has power, so they sent messages via bird.
Him: Did you get my bird mail?
Her: no it might have dropped dead or gotten lost, sorry.
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the email that's a reply to your email
what is the e.t.a of my reply-mail?
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a person, who, throughout their school lives, rely on notes from their parents to squirm out of everything possible.
omg charles has got a note from his mum saying he cant do sport because his fragile skin may get fryed by the harsh sun. what a mailman.
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