human centipede management

When the level of hierarchal management has gone beyond the stage of just arse kissing into the passing of shit straight from arse to mouth.

This place has become so sychophantic it's almost human centipede management

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Managing-Organized-Chaos

The process of taking charge of, handling, or directing to bring about positive change to an entity engaged in continual activity that is, or appears to be in disorder.

Running a business is nothing more than Managing-Organized-Chaos.

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Glorified Game manager

Glorified game managers are slightly above game manager quarterbacks with elite talent at receiver and running back while possibly also having and elite oline around them so therefore put up pretty good to elite stats. Some examples of glorified game manager quarterbacks are Jimmy goroppolo, Ryan Tannehill, Dak Prescott, and Kirk Cousins

“Tom Brady isn’t that good. 2019 proved he’s a glorified game manager at best and can’t carry a team on his back.”

“Dak Prescott isn’t good man. He’s a box score stat padder when he’s losing by 3+ scores in the 2nd half. He also had cooper Gallup ceedee zeke and his oline is elite when healthy.”

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manager stick

A small plastic stick that upper management will carry around if they work in a job that requires a lot of cleaning/janitorial work. The stick is ineffective but looks impressive. They only can use it to grab small pieces of trash. Much less useful than a broom or a dustpan.

It is a way for upper management to claim they are "working with the employees" but doesn't make them do much work.

When I see the general manager wielding his manager stick, I wonder how many other people can see through the facade.

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customer service manager

A purveyor of illicit substances (drug dealer).

Our customer service manager just brought in a cake and some ice cream

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I want to speak to the manager

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong

Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit

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I want to speak to the manager

The ultimate weapon used by Karen if someone didn't do the job correctly according to Karen's broken logic and lack of common sense

- Is there a problem here?
- I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!
- why?