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The spawn of two mentally-handicapped people who engage in passionate sex, then pass out, to wake up and find they have created offspring. In an effort to preserve the baby until a later date upon which they would be more suitable parents, the child is placed into a large beaker full of maple syrup. The babies are then usually apprehended by law enforcement and sold to chinese dining establishments and served as "pork" in House Special Fried Rice.
Holy Shit, my dad told me that I just ate a Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby!
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An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.
Have you heard of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist?
A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.
Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.
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Another name for weed or cannabis
Synonyms: Devil’s lettuce
Time for a quick hit of the Jamaican Maple Leaf!
Finishing top 5 at the end of the season and then choking in the playoffs.
My friend asked how’d it go, I said said we pulled a Maple Leafs meaning we choked
Pulling a maple Leafs: Choking in the playoffs.
A slur towards/against Canadians, which only they can use. Call a Canadian this without being Canadian yourself and you'll find out just how quickly that politeness can die off.
American: Oh, yo, this is my Canadian friend, her name is Mae.
Mae: Haha, yeah, eh?
American 2: eeewww grooosss you brought a Maple Chugger in here??? Euuuughghghghghgh...
Mae: Now listen'ere bud, yer' makin' me a bit mad'ere, eh? How's aboot we take this to the rink, eh? I'll prove just how much of a hoser ye' are behind that hamburger-fucking face, bud.
American 2: She's a keeper.