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Martin likes guys and one of the guys he likes is Eric when he is close to Eric he says you have a really big dick fuck me daddy and Eric did when they were fucking he says faster harder daddy
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martin is very big gay stay away or he'll cattch you dw ill save you
Guy 1: Oh no its martin run the big gay!
Guy 2: I'll save you!
Guy 2: *Dies of big gay ligma*
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Despacito Aiden Ly
Guy 1:Alexa play despacito
Alexa: Ok Luis fonsi
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st martins or st monners as it is known by the locals is a rural village in the northen most empty corner of salopia or shropshire as it is usally called, it overun with chavs, old grannys and gippos(its acctually known as the gippo capital of north shropshire) the native people are known as monners and speak in there own tounge using words like La and mon they buy there food from a local shop called stans which started up as a chippy most of the younger 'monners' can be found in the skate park this is the nearest dammit nursery in the village the children also go to the local school ifton heath and secondry school rhyn park which is pretty much a school whos main purpose is to teach kids how to be 'ard' and brew drugs up. most of the locals after work can be found drinkin in the grey hound which is the farmer and countrymans pub,the miners which is the workin mens club and the cross foxes which is a shithole.
'alright me st martins laaaaaaaaa'jeff
'alright jeff me monner'dave
'you goin down the miners t'night'jeff
'nah i gotta go get me ard knock son oughtta oswestry jail'dave
'fair enough are yer comin down afterr la 'jeff
'go on then i'll bring me son monner for a drink' dave
'how olds yer son again la'jeff
'six'dave
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When a French couple fuck on a tractor but neither can cum because they're talking too much
A couple on their Texan ranch back forty were steaming up the windows on their new tractor but ended up having a Dirty Martin and leaving the scene upset.
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White man with little legs and long torso.
Man that guy is a Jeremy Martin.
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A chubby, Jewish, Eastern Asian man who has spent his hole life being neglected. His husband is Jonathan Simms his former boss, and he has an obsession for tea and cuddles. Mans is NOT soft though he will kill anybody if he needs to
Bro 1: bruh I think I’m in love with my boss
Bro 2: haha epic tma reference. Ur a Martin Blackwood.
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