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Blue Emo head, introvert with aggresionproblems
"wow that's a Mats Balcke!"
another name for a outdoor straw camping mat
Yo John! Dont forget the yuppa mat so our asses don't burn down at the beach
When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.
X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!
Mats Milde is a very gay boy who loves to be a "simp" to girs even tho he likes boys.
Person 1: There is that kinda Mats M1lde!
Person 2: The very gay boy simp?
Person 1: Yes man
Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.
The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.
Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
That dude has a sick welcome Matt.
Source: Esperanza