Matt

A Matt has a magnum sized dong. His monster cock is practically the Eiffel Tower. The thickness and length is the extreme opposite of a Tommy, who basically has a micropenis. The penis on a Tommy is so small that its practically a vagina. Nothing can compete with the well-hung Matt. He’s penis smashes rocks. גדךחליכשךיכךלחשךלכחגדחלךשלחשך

Girl 1: Damn bro, that Matt is so much bigger than a Tommy
Girl 2: Let’s both take him

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matt on matt

When Matt finds Matt sexual (AKA Matt the animated character)

Damn Matt on Matt action is great!

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A Matt

Describing a bad/clueless player that thinks they're doing good, even though they are completely useless.

"WOW you are such a matt"

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to matt

to be god on the outside but a five year old on the inside

The verb to matt; Matthew Daddario matts when he's being silly.

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Matte

Usually used to describe a makeup color. Matte being no shimmer, flat.

I wanted to get this matte brown eye shadow but all they had was shimmer.

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matt

an amazing boy with gorgeous brown eyes. he's always ridiculously nice and gives fantastic hugs.

matt always makes me feel all fluttery when i look into his eyes.

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matt

matt (lacklustre) in a positive meaning in respect of the "used look".
opposite of shiny/glossy.
substitutes e.g. words like "awesome", "great", "sweet".

"Look at that brandnew shiny car over there. Definitely not matt!"
"Your leather jacket is getting pretty matt slowly."
"Are you going to the show? - Of course, it's gonna be matt!"

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