mental chuckle

a.k.a. mc --> not to be confused with master of ceremonies means mental chuckle. it is usually used when something funny is said or read by a person, but this tidbit of information does not make them laugh out loud or 'lol' as the kids say. the new information only makes them laugh in their mind. hence the name 'mental chuckle'

My friend, Rick, told me about how he saw a panda fall out of the tree after it farted. I didn't think it was funny enough to laugh out loud, but I did catch myself experiencing a mental chuckle.

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mental breakdown

something I'm having rn

1: damn why won't this mental breakdown go away

2: ikr

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mental plinko

Mental Plinko is used to define the path taken by a thought through your mind from one topic to another, seemingly unrelated, topic.

"Sorry I just spaced out there for a second. When you mentioned your car troubles I had a bit of a mental plinko. First I thought of cars, then I thought of those little air fresheners that hang on the mirror, that led me to thinking about smells in general, and then I remembered that horrible fart you ripped off in the cafe the other day."

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mental retardation

Effect of listening to one of George W Bush's state of the union address's.

John: Hey Fred, where's Tom?

Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.

John: What? Why?

Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.

John: Oh.

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mental freeze

what you know about rolling down

when your brain goes numb you call that a mental freeze

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mentally ill

Someone who suffers from a mental disorder and delusions of grandeur. Someone who has lost touch with reality. Could be just depressed but rans the gammit from depression to schizophrenia.

Man, that Mike Rehmeyer is mentally ill. He's 34, lives at home, has no college education and nothing going for him yet he thinks he's Prince Charles.

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Mental Vasectomy

Watching or listening to something that makes your balls hurt just from thinking about it

Paul - "yesterday I watched this video where some guy shoved a screwdriver up his penis!!"

Don - "dude, shut up, you're giving me a mental vasectomy"

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