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Jose drew a circle and its radius and was deemed a mexican mathematician.
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When ones anus feels to be on fire after taking a crap.
"Dude, I just had the worst mexican sunburn!"
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Mexican Coke is the original coke formula, made with sugar cane and not corn syrup. there for older people tend to worship this as it is what they grew up drinking.
The story of how Mexican Coke was coined,
Coke: were going to switch to corn syrup
Mexico: yo, fuck that holmes
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Something better than food, its almost a way of life. Tortilla with meat, cheese, and veggies. Cant go wrong there. Dirt cheap too!
Mexican food is the greatest thing in existence.
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A Dirty Sanchez followed by a Donkey Punch.
To properly celebrate Cinco de Mayo, I pulled a Mexican Revolution on Antoinette then kicked her out of my apartment!
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a woman who will smack the shit out of you for no reason when you piss her off .
:son "ay mom can i go to the party"
:mexican mom"clean the dishes you aint going nowhere wheres my chancla ima smak you with it get your ass over here "
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Silver or Aluminum spray paint used to cover plain metal
Juan used mexican chrome to pimp out his OEM rims.
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