A edgy, but lovable guy. He doesnt seem to care about you but he actually wants to squeeze you until you die. He would do anything for you, even commit arson.
Mikey is amazing
A big bench man with a giant dick like Jesus Christ up above is it big it’s literally like 16 inches
Fucking hell mikey if you put that in my pussy I’ll die
Mikeys are great people. They always hear you out though they are usually careless and can get run over by lawnmowers. If a Mikey likes you dont turn him down. He is so sexy
Seems sound but be careful where he tries to shove his nub of a finger 🤔 the stumpy fingered bastard has his finger in all sorts of pies 🥧 well everywhere except his bird thats my job 👉🤟
Mikey is a stumpy fingered prick
Mikey is a gay ass nigga who likes gaint bbc up his ass.
There was a guy getting fucked in the gaybar by a bbc, it must of been Mikey.
A kind of chubby hamburger boy.
Me: Did you see the gut on that guy? What a Mikey...
Mikey is a kind individual. Mikey lives with white parents who are heart warming maniacs. This boy enjoys watching Netflix, and family guy. Watches adult swim and fun to be around. Mikey has a deep gorgeous voice.. and sounds like uncle frank from family guy. Mikey is a friend when u need him and knows how to cook bomb meals. His eyes are brown and beautiful. Mikey loves it when you laugh dorky he snorts and smiles.