moo-mixer

device that is sold at le gourmet chef stores nation-wide that spins chocolate syrup or powder into milk uber fast. so much better than a cup and spoon, bitches!

chocolate milk drinker no.1: my moo-mixer is so much fucking better than your stupid cup and spoon!
chocolate milk drinker no.2: fuck you!
chocolate milk drinker no.1: maybe later.
chocolate milk drinker no.2: i rather fuck that stupid moo-mixer of yours!(not such a good idea)

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Moo-shu

The homosexual act of blowing your best friends anus out.

Dalton Moo-shu Ryan's asshole to hell and back last nite in the truck pulls outhouse.

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Moo cow

1. A cow that does not go "meeerrraaahhh". It goes "moo".

2. An extremely awesome person, usually female, and is referred to as "moo cow", by her BFF.

3. (For males) A dude friend.

1. Cow: MMMMMERRRRRAAAAHHH
Moo cow: Moooo

2. Hey Moo Cow!

3. Wazzup my moo cow!

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moo bang

kind of like when u go to tip a cow but instead of tipping a cow your banging a cow, you want to sneak up from behind, preferably while it sleeps, grab it by its' hips (or whatever they're called) and start ramming the hell out of it.

Mom: What are you guys doing tonight?
Kevin: Oh nothing me and DJ are just going to go out and go moo banging.
Mom: Well i hop you kids have fun.

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maggie moo

The swollen area of some older ladies located below the belt that looks like a fanny pack worn under a tight pair of pants

That ladies maggie moo looked like it was gonna burst and her gal pal's was bangin from knee to knee

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Moo Poo

The polite way of saying bullshit

Dude1: I can tell by the way that Jenny said it, that it was totally Moo Poo....
Dude2: For god sake man, whats wrong with the word 'bullshit?????'

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meany butt moo moo cow

Someone who has hurt your feelings and you are want to get back at their fatt ass

EX::
fatt ass: your ugly
You: look at yourself meany butt moo moo cow

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