Corn Mop

When someone tells a halarious joke and someone shits their pants, you need a corn mop.

Jerry you were laughing so hard you sure you dont need a corn mop?

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mop chomper

A man who chomps on the mop. Or in simple terms, eats vagina. A more colloquial version would be, rug muncher. Both mop chomping and rug munching are the act of eating out the vagina.

"I walked in on eric eating out liza, what a mop chomper."

"Eric's breath smells like fish, he must have been mop chomping all of last night." (mop chomper)

"That's not what your mom said when i was mop chomping her last night" (mop chomper)

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mop head

"mop head" is a word for tall stupid people with the hair of a mop. usually, the person that is named this has mop hair, that blocks his eyes from seeing. they usually never wash their hair. you see, the mop takes up so much space, they have no space for their brains.

Bob- "holy shit, that tall Asian kid looks like a fucking mop!"
William- "damn, he also never shows up to school, thats probably why you just noticed that"
Bob- "oh i get it! he doesn't show up to school cuz he can't see!"
William- "he's also fat, thats probably another reason he doesn't come! man's a mop head!"

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Janitor's Mop

The act of drenching your pubic hair in anything you want: Beer, Mayonaise, soda pop, virtually anything that will hold in the pubic region, and ringing it all out over your girlfriend's mouth.

Dude, I janitor's mopped that girl all night long with some old pickle juice I found in the fridge.

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e -mop

a word i created. e-mop means a mix between a poser and a emo. this type of person does everything an emo would do. listen to their music, dress like them, think like them and everything. the only difference is that they do not cut their wrists making them not emo. making them posers so there e-mops! i would much rather see emops then emos though...

An e -mop is a very stupid person.

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Mop and Bucket

The sexual act when a woman is giving a man a blowjob, and she attempts to deep throat, but when she does, she vomits onto his penis while it is in her mouth. In her distress, she tries to pull away, but the man forces her to continue the blowjob, and he reaches his climax. As he reaches his climax, he pulls his penis out of her mouth(bucket) and releases his sperm into her hair(mop).

"If that chick vomits on my penis, then I'll have to give her the mop and bucket!"

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Mop Bucket

When you cum in a sock numerous times and ring it out on a dirty slut.

I gave chandler a mop bucket last night.

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