Mud Knuckle

After taking a poop the average human, chooses to wipe the anus to remove any left over excrement. When in the wiping process if on discovers that fecal matter is left on a finger, he/she has been mud knuckled.

i had some taco bell yesturday, ive been crapping all day, sloppy ones too, i even got mud knuckle it was so bad.

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Mud cricket

A mud cricket is usually reffered to as a "naysha" . Mud crickets tend to be what we call a "truck slut". They refer to drivers of big trucks as "daddys" and will engage in sexual intercorse with almost anything that breathes...

Naysha is such a mud cricket

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Mud Boot

Imaginary, or not so imaginary, sheath placed on penis before performing anal sex.

I went out with Susan last night. She had me slip on my mud boot and poke fun at her brown eye.

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mud duck

A female with less than admirable attributes

That bitch is a mud duck.

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playing in the mud

"Playing in the mud" means anal sex.

Playing in the mud is usually applied to homosexuals, but can also be used in reference to heterosexual situations involving anal sex.

see also: fudge packing, buttsechs, bum sex, sodomy, anal sex, shit stabbing.

Ben: "Where is Austen?"
Ian: "Probably playing in the mud with Lance."

"Go play in the mud fag."

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mud miner

1. A gay dude who shovels poop out of other guy's buttholes.
2. A straight guy who shovels poop out of girls buttholes.

dude that fag shane is a mud miner.

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Mud slut

Woman, usually college age, who wears daisy dukes and cowboy boots to go out to honky to keep bars and lure men to their deaths through child support and alimony.

Look at the mud sluts trolling Broadway down by Tootsie's.

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