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a womans unwashed pussy
one who doesnt douche the vaginal hole
i would have went down on your girl but she's suffering from muff stank and i could hardly breathe
Dirty vagina with puffed lips may smell like old dirty Cabbage.
Your mother has such a muff sandwhich
The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.
I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.
A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.
Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.
Hey, look at that dudes Muff Scrub.
This chick is gonna be riding my Muff Scrub all night.
To steal the woman your friend was planning on banging
I was a total muff ninja last night, sorry bro.