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jenner muff

A trans muff

"Dude, did you see Wager with that tranny?" "Yeah I bet he got him some jenner muff last night"

by byrdnuge August 17, 2015


Muff Tea

A warm hearty beverage made of juices from the female genitalia. Usually consumed with milk and sugar.

A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?

B) Muff tea would be great

A) How do you take it?

B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks

by teasipper87 November 06, 2011


Granny Muff

The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.

I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.

by Wig Pusha May 16, 2013


Muff Pod

A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.

Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.

by ericccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc December 25, 2007


C muff

A corn muffin

Yeah i got this C muff from Mikes D nuts in Mission Hill

by Nerd brigade April 05, 2020


Muff Mouth

The potent aftertaste of a woman's vagina.

Becky gave it up last night and I woke up with some serious Muff Mouth.

by munchdatbeaver_ August 14, 2021


B muff

A blueberry muffin

Jordan Marsh used to have the best B muffs

by Nerd brigade April 05, 2020