"Dude, did you see Wager with that tranny?" "Yeah I bet he got him some jenner muff last night"
A warm hearty beverage made of juices from the female genitalia. Usually consumed with milk and sugar.
A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?
B) Muff tea would be great
A) How do you take it?
B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks
The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.
I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.
A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.
Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.
The potent aftertaste of a woman's vagina.
Becky gave it up last night and I woke up with some serious Muff Mouth.