When two people fist the same person at the same time and high-five inside of them.
Chelsea would like Amanda and I to muppet high-five her this evening.
Someone who's mom is a whore/ slag.
Making you a hurt child.
Shut up you naff muppet I'll bang you out
When one's sexual partner inserts their entire hand and wrist almost up to the elbow into one's asshole they gain the ability to work one's body like a fuckin Muppet
I don't remember that was I being muppeted?
A sexual practice that involves inserting your fist into the partner's anal cavity and thereby influencing the control they have over moving their dick.
"I tried Muppetting with my girlfriend last night, it was funny seeing how I could make her dick move around."
A person, usually masculine, that’s exudes muppet vibes andenergy and/or looks like a muppet
Do you see that guy at the bar? Totally a muppet man.
Having no control of your own but that of a muppet, with its hand up your butt making your every move for you.
There's a muppetic irony to Petey's lack of self-control...I suspect Kermit, what with his brown-stained hand and all.
When a human being is so out of control it is as if they are being controlled by a muppet. (The implication is that the human has a muppet's hand up his or her ass, controlling his or her every move.)
Man, Doug is whacked out; he's singing nursery rhymes! That's some muppetic irony shit right there!