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Your dick will pucker when u happy
Damn dude I got a huge pucker muscle Last night with your grandma
Muscle hoagie is a man's large dick.
Carl 's girlfriend was comin over for dinner. Carl decided he was gonna feed her his muscle hoagie.
A place where only the alpha males go to pump iron. Legend says their arms are bigger than your legs.
Muscle Factory - where Moulder got boulders for shoulders
A woman who works out and has gains to show it. They’re strong in many ways than one, and aren’t afraid to leave their mark in the weight room or to shy away from challenges. Often regarded as very intimidating by others, however can be quite the opposite when approached (if you’re not too afraid to approach that is).
You see her over there? She’s deadlifting 350lbs, 350! She’s a Muscle Maiden without a doubt.
Cardiac muscle is one of the three types of muscle in your body. It is the muscle of the heart that contracts to pump blood to the rest of the body.
Person 1: *lives*
Person 2: "I guess your cardiac muscle is doing it's job, huh?"
When speaking of one's Italian muscle, one often refers to the male genitalia also referred to as 'phallus'. Due to the Italian culture often being associated with romance and affection, and the penis being a prominent muscle, one's "Italian muscle" is a reference to one's penis.
"He really knows how to flex his Italian muscle"
"I could use some Italian muscle on Friday night"
One who was once skinny, frail, and weak then was taken by a muscle daddy (swole sensei) and buffed up.
"Why is Rich working out with us?"
"He's my newborn muscle baby."