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Three short pubic hairs precariously balanced on a teenager's upper lip.
Hey. Make sure your Kosovo mustache doesn't fall into my Coke can.
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when you cum on the upper lip of your partner and place your pubic hair on it and allow it to dry resembling a mustache
brittany spears recieved a cambodian mustache from papa smurf and it was revealed on TMZ.
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(n): The result of growing a mustache with your pubes "down under".
Your Australian mustache is really tickling my nose.
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subtle reference refering to the appearance of the anus after extended anal sex. a mixture of colours, wine red, and various earth tones mixing into a hairy purple mess. Flushed skin with various..secretions. A spin on the older term 'cranberry juice stains', hinting at possible stains left on an unfortunate subject's boxer shorts the morning after.
Someone's going to have quite the purple mustache after spending a night with those boys.
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a guy who's mustache has been dipped in the anus of a woman with a stinky asshole.
"hey man did you smell rustys cheesy mustache..it reeked of cheese and bootyhole"
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What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.
"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"
"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."
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To rotate your jaw in either a clockwise and or counter clockwise motion while pushing your tongue out in succession with the movement of one's lips; making it appear as though the mustache is doing a wave-like motion.
would anyone in my general vicinity care for a mustache ride?
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