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When a person has diarrhea and fails to wipe thoroughly leaving a yellowish brown crust on their ass
I was fucking this one girl in the ass and notices she had some crusty mustard leftover
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Piss and sperm mixed together like mustard.
"Hey man, you're not gonna believe what happened with my gf last night, we accidentally made pussy mustard!"
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The act of having an object shoved into the urethra of a male by his lover.
Johnny asked Mary to be kinky so she mustard plugged him.
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a term used for the act of fellatio in which a woman goes down on her man in the same fashion that she devours a burger, but while also pinching and licking the head of her man's penis as if it were the tip of the mustard bottle;
i.e: da mule mustard burger
"Come here, baby, and I'll give you some of that mustard burger action."
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The best battlefield vietnam, 1942, and cod player ever. He is ranked 4 in bf1942 out of the thousands of kids who play it.if you ever see this kid on the battlefield you better run.
kernal mustard killed 1337willy
kernal mustard killed xjohnnyx
kernal mustard killed ur mom45
kernal mustard killed pete69
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To fart. Not just a normal fart though, an extra stinky, spicy fart.
Sami had a bratwurst for lunch, now she cant stop cutting the mustard.
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The mixture of seaman and excrement resulting from anal sex
"I screwed my girl up the A-hole last night"
"How was it?"
"It was great but I got covered in buttock mustard straight after"
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