A person who mystery spots (usually a male...).
"Mommy, my Krabby Patty tastes funny."
"Well no wonder, it's all old and dried out! Like that mystery spotter over there."
*points to Mr. Krabs*
When you go to the bathroom with the lights turned of and just hope you're pissing in the toilet
Dude i just want to the bathroom and mystery pissed all over the bathroom
something you should never. EVER. drink. If you drink it, you will probably die.
guy 1: don't drink that mystery liquid!
guy 2: I wasn't gonna, retard.
Another word for a secret shopper.
I’m so excited about my new mystery shopper side gig!
As a mystery shopper, even your friends shouldn’t know what you do. It could blow your cover on a job
"'hey i'm thinking of joining this community called the Mafia Mystery Community'
*proceeds to die of cringe*"
A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.
The Mystery Logger has struck again!
The Social Studies teacher at Hawiwa Middle School
Guy #1: Holy shit dude look it's The Mysteries Of KT!
Guy #2: Run bro he's gonna stretch your butthole out