negative gnarly

something very crazy that goes way beyond wrong.

"dude you did her and you didn't know that she had a yeast infection!? thats fuckin negative gnarly"

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Sex negative

Usually proclaimed proudly by fervent feminists. Meaning they are against any heterosexual sex because it sexualizes woman.

As in: "I am a sex negative feminist who needs no men to objectivefy me."

Myself this is laughable since in all species females are objectified to stimulate procreation. Yes I find women attractive, when I look at my wife my mind and body react. I wonder how these man haters think that declaring they are sex negative will change gender facts, instincts, and the fact that a majority of men and women are attracted to the opposite gender. Whether they declared themselves gender negative or sex

I am a sex negative feminist and proud of it. I do not need men to make me feel good.

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That's a negative, Ghostrider.

Everyone else says it's from Top Gun or whatever. But, yeah, no. IT'S FROM THE 7UP COMMERCIAL WITH DAVID SPADE.

It's a hipster way of saying NOOO.

Neighbor: Am I allowed to swim in your pool?

David Spade: That's a negative, ghostrider.

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H.I.V. negative

something so seriously negative that it is H.I.V. negative

guy 1: there is no way you are gonna make a million dollars off this scam
guy 2: dude, don't be so H.I.V. negative

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microsoft negative

Uninfected by life-energy consuming software created by the Microsoft coporation.

Okay, can we please share documents in a real file format? Some of us are microsoft negative.

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Negative Hoss

1. n. In the sport of Hoss-Toss, when a player bounces a Hosser into the underside opening of the Hoss Stand, it is a Negative Hoss and it is worth minus one Hoss.

I keep throwing Negative Hosses!!

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Negative Reality Inversion

A Negative Reality Inversion (NRI) a term originating from the series "The Young Ones" and is actually technobabble.

A Reality Inversion would be the symmetrical inversion of reality. Making it negative would actually cancel it out, leaving you with reality.

NEIL: Anybody watching that must've thought it was a negative reality inversion.

*A man and woman are making out in the shadows
WOMAN: Cor, that looked just like a negative reality inversion, didn't it?
MAN: Yes, it did, a bit.

*They turn their attention back to each other