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Good advice for pleasure seekers!
Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.
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The equivalent of pussy popping for men
Mar: look at him dick dangling for some change
Slang term for the testes. AKA nuts
Jim woke up with Franks dangle buddies on his forehead.
The act of towering over your girlfriend from behind and draping your cock and balls over the top of her head. It should come down to at least eye level if your lucky. If your way more fortunate, then it will probably drape down to her nostrils or touch her lips.
Girl: "So, what did you have in mind this time?"
Man: "Well, now that were naked I want to try dangling."
Girl: "Oh, what's that?"
Man: *Looks at the Camera* "Oh, you'll find out."
*The man steps behind her and towers over her, draping his cock and balls over her forehead*
Girl: "I can't see anything!"
Man: "That's the whole premise of dangling, babe!"
The Slang "dangled" means: to be put in your place and embarrassed, or be seriously beaten in a game.
"Holy fuck bro, I just Dangled your ass!"
When a hot girl is macking on you, only because she is bored and waiting for her man to come off stage at the show, only to leave you feeling like a dumbass.
Yo man, that bitch over there was all over me, until her boy came by and scooped her up. Man I just got dangled fo' sho'.
What you periodically hafta do with your handset's curly-cord to get da knots outta it --- when it gets snarled up enough, simply tugging on it just doesn't do da trick anymore... ya gotta actually unplug da cord at both ends, carefully unravel da kinks, and then suspend da cord from one end so that it can hang freely to allow it to "naturally" untwist and "equalize" itself.
Adding a swivel-adapter to your handset-cord can indeed sometimes help to reduce its getting all wrapped up around itself and save your having to perform da untangle-dangle so often, but da problem with these doodads is dat dey tend to not have very good swivel-contacts, and so you soon get a lot of static and intermittent sound. Plus da cheaper units tend to not swivel very easily, and so you gotta keep spraying them wif WD-40 to keep them twisting around freely.