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one who is incompetent or extremely slow in texting
my mom is really a text tard. she is so slow at texting.
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A replacement for the traditional, "Keep in touch" routine when leaving a conversation. Unlike Keep in touch, when saying keep in text, you actually try to remain close to the person via text messages rather than a phone call.
"Ah it was nice meeting you, Keep in text!"
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1. An act that should never be done while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which one should be paying attention.
2. An act that numerous teenagers often do while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which they should be paying attention.
Idiotic teenage driver: *whips out cell phone and starts text messaging*
Intelligent teenager: Whoa! What the hell are you doing?! You're going to get us killed!
Idiotic teenage driver: Huh? Did you say something? *swerves*
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the dumbest fucking thing ever created.
usually used instead of just calling one and talking thus
making a simple 5 or 10 minute conversation last
20 to 30 minutes or more depending on texting skills.
sends user into a zombie like state cause ones little
fucking pea sized brain cant handle more than one thing at a time
fuck the text message example theres no need,
look out side your window and you will see someone
texting thats your fucking example, its like aids all the fuck over with no cure.
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When you pull out a cell phone in an awkward situation and pretend to text.
Ashley brought her boyfriend over to meet the family. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he wouldn't look me in the eye. It was awkward, so I got out my phone and began awkward texting.
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When people covertly (or not) text message someone in their immediate vicinity because they are lazy, strange, or don't want other people knowing what they're talking about. - Most often noticed occurring in restaurants after the clubs/bars close (like iHop, Denny's, Truck Stop, etc...)
I can't believe Robert is texting that girl sitting across the table from him, instead of just talking to her. But remember, he is the King of Table Texting.
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When someone is constantly sending picture messages involving porn of some sort or other annoying cell phone picture joke, audio file, or text joke about the recipient being retarded. These messages are often sent in multiples and clog your cell phone's memory. Sure sign of boredom but an even surer sign of a moron who can't think of anything to say worth while. Can often lead to cell phones being shut off or angry rants by people who can't stand it anymore.
"Dammit!... this is the tenth time I've gotten this picture message of a naked midget being tossed around like a volleyball by naked Germans."
"Dude looks like you're a victim of asshole texting."
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