Road Milking

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst driving.

My morning commute was made more interesting when a trucker pulled up next to my Honda and smiled. The initial flattery I felt, believing to be caught up in a playful flirtation, turned to fear. Upon closer inspection, it appeared that the trucker was engaging in an act of wanton road milking.

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Sad Milk

A YouTube channel of other YouTubers looking through pictures, like they do on their own channels.

George: do you watch Sad Milk?

John: what?

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Good milk

A exceptional looking white woman

“Man did you see that girl that just walked by”
“Yeah man she was some good milk”

Milk Soup

The result of accidentally leaving your ice cream in the refrigerator rather than the freezer after you do a lot of really good hash.

Man..This Milk Soup is really good, it's got so much good shit in there. It's Ben & Jerry's "everything but the..." Milk Soup. Not only did it get put in the fridge, but that was some really good hash.

chicano milk

Chicano milk is the milk made from freshly squeezed chicanos. There is no chocolate flavor and it is best served lukewarm.
Flavors include
Spicy cactus
Carter sharer
Lawson
Angle
Game Gam
Chawklate
Mossebarry
Hamhog
Ceaser
Hossive
Hyvette
Watercolon

Horse Radish
Strawberry
Vanilla
MExican
Lima Bean
Overkill

Scoobert Scooby Doo
Pavs
Ton Ton
Vinnie Luco
Youth Pastor
Beaver Cheeks
Crable
Shrek
Yakmilk
Hakymodo
Butterbuns
Mint
Lemon Lime
Chicken
Turkey Potpie
Mutton
Patty Cake with no hands
Ceaser Chavez reincarnate
Joe mama
Jamaican Mon
Urethra

Cool Guy: Hey Angle, what's your favorite chicano milk flavor?
Angle:Ummm.... Chocolate

Cool Guy: THERE IS NO CHOCOLATE

pigs milk

(noun) something useless or not needed. a wast of time and money. A piece of garbage or crap.

I can't use this pillow, it's pigs milk

Bush Milk

Left over semen in a male/female's bush

Katie was surprised to find some bush milk when she pulled down her boyfriend's pants.