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When a simp and a streamer have a mutually beneficial relationship
"I gave pokimane 10 tier 3 subs and she said my name twice!
"Sounds like a simpiotic relationship to me bro."
The brief period in which you are so engrossed in your partner that everything they do or say is angelic and perfect in your sight. This usually takes place during the honeymoon phase of ones relationship.
Dude you definitely got relationship eyes for Sally man, you barely acknowledge her mustache.
An act of neglect in the most important of areas shortly after entering into a new relationship.
‘You’ve got a decent set of relationship pubes there mate.’
‘I know, new Mrs. Haven’t manscaped for a while.’
The stage of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of the self-image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will lover regardless of your appearance.
Ever since Jared and Monica started dating Jared has acquired total relationship body. At least 15 pounds.
A google relationship i s a relation where one or both of the people involved reference to google for their issues or problems such as a first kiss..
"Hmm ive never made out with someone before, what should i do?" searches making out on Google* "so i should just repeat lemon melon, this should help with my Google relationship. Thanks Google!!
The inverse of a symbiotic relationship. Instead of augmenting, complimenting, and assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples exist are in a near continuous state of hot and cold warfare. By mutual consent occasional pauses in hostilities provide humanitarian corridors for some furious cease fires sex. Both entrenched factions refuse to make peace by breaking up on a permanent basis in fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a love/ hate/ I need you, you asshole fuckface title fight. All their friends in a moment of clarity makes plans to kill one of the contenders in the relationship to bring serenity to all concerned parties, but self interest takes primacy. The plotter will succumb to the innane logic "...but they're my friend." Be the hero. Go with the garrote.
My ex and I had a shitbiotic relationship.
When you have a relationship with someone only on Facetime
Jared: Hey are you two together .
James: no we just have a FaceTime relationship.