too much internet for today

When you're on the internet and well, you know, something kinda happens. You know. You know. You know- 😏

*on the computer screen a guy vomits by accident but the video is him eating a harmless doughnut*
Guy watching: welp, that's too much internet for today.
*the guy watching closes the computer and grabs his phone out of his pocket to call his therapist*

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how much you buy

A term used by people of Slavic origin, speaking somewhat broken English to ask the price on an item

Ooh, new laptop, how much you buy.

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Thank You Very Much

When somebody speaks for you and says something {invalid}.

Bob: Hey Jade when is your birthday?
Aaron: March 2nd
Jade: It's actually March third. Thank You Very Much.

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so much work ahhhhhh

the thing you say when you are at work and there is so much work ahhhhhh

boss:can you stay over night we are short staff

person that work there: why that so much work ahhhhhh

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Shred as much as u can

Phrase used as a directive to conceal unethical or illegal activity. Made popular by an e-mail sent between portfolio and hedge fund managers currently being charged by the SEC for insider trading.

Analyst: Shit, I think the SEC asshole with the ugly pink and baby blue tie is onto us.
Manager: Shred as much as u can

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Very Nice, How much?

A common phrase used by people who want the Bill, after they have finished their meal at a Restaurant.

Married Man: Very Nice, How Much?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?

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So very damn much

The amount of love Zach has for Joni Butler

"I love you so very damn much, Joni Butler"