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Phrase popularized by Tom Cruise in the film Top Gun and commonly applied to those who enjoy participating in activities involving high velocities, including aviation, sky diving, downhill skiing, and most forms of motorsports.
Motorcycle roadracers share a pathological need for speed.
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rippingly rapid riffs, mach 9 beats, and a tendency toward thrashing throttle vocals
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MAN: Did that chick just dodge that punch in the speed of light?
MAN1: I'm afraid so.
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When multiple cars are driving in front of you at nearly the same speed, stopping you from passing and forcing you to go as slow as them.
Sorry I'm late man, I got stuck in a Speed Trap.
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To slap one's testicles across another individual's face (esp. forehead). Similar to tea bagging, however in this case the sack is not rested on the deponent, but rather used as an instrument of assault.
Speed bagging is often done to humiliate and/or shame the person upon which it is inflicted. It is also valuable for its humorous quality.
This activity is solely engaged in between males, and would be frowned upon as vulgar and inappropriate if executed upon a female. As with tea-bagging, this act is never considered homoerotic, although the deponent might be derided as a "fag" anyway.
The next time you black out I'm gonna fuckin speed bag your faggot ass, you fuckin light-weight.
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the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.
Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'
(24 secs later)
~flush~
Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...
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A little white sign that scares the living daylights out of most drivers, causing them to clog up the fast lane and make me late for work.
"I'm trying to pass these slow drivers so I can get to work on time, but this guy is going the Speed Limit in the fast lane. Get over on the right you cornhole!"
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