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A cup of tea made with milk and sugar, particularly appreciated by people who drink their tea mostly black. Great when camping in the cold.
"Granny tea or Black?" "Granny."
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a granny fit is just like any other fit accept form it can be fixed by placing a cushion on them as seen on Cops on zone reality
Q: hey tim had a granny fit last night
P: did they get him some cushions
Q: yes
P: good
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Someone who is very sweet and caring, like a friendly grandma who gives everybody chocolate biscuits!
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someone who likes sucking off granny's (an insult i made up).
Man your such a fucking granny sucker!!
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when one pulls out his ball sack n squeezes it into the shape of a tongue representing an old, saggy, wrinkly tongue.
the granny's actual tongue was not nearly as disturbing as her husbands granny tongue.
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a weak, unerected, possibly wrinkley and pruney boner.
Boy: alright im ready, go down on me chick
*girl goes down and starts doin her thing*
Girl: wait you have a granny boner
Boy: ah shit i was in the shower too long
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Mom granny is a woman who divorces her husband to marry his father...
I love going to my grand parents house for weekend visitations and getting to spend time with my mom granny because my dad is always being a dick since she left his ass....
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