When a women gives the best oral sex you could ever have. (NO BITING)
Her: Did you enjoy that?
Me: Yeah it was a Corn on my Cob for me
When you get done with anal and your have bits of “corn on your cob”
He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”
Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.
John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.
"I don't think I can go to J-Grammy's party this weekend, he is cobbed I juiced his toothbrush."
Term (coined by M.Gervasi) to denote someone or something that is in a bad situation.
"You're really cobbed now" "That PS4 you dropped is totally cobbed"
A synonym of Corned, when you get corned, you get corned on the cob, therefore, COBBED!
“I got so cobbed last night I might not even get out of bed to piss this morning”
An adjective for “jacking off.”
Hey imma head out, gotta go husk the cob, and throw a load of laundry in the dryer.