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To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.
Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.
(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.
"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"
"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.
Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing
Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole
a pun derived from the realization that, there is no "i" in team, but, there is "meat" in team
The burger joint had always practiced a great amount of meat-work because there is meat in Team!
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A big fat freshly shaven schlong with spiky pubes
damn... have you seen that boys meat cactus!?
1) An expression of satisfaction, especially when you've accomplished something big. Equivalent to "That's what I'm talking about!!".
2) One way of catcalling.
Hot chick walks by, and you yell "Grind the meat!!!".
3) What Mr. Trump did to Grandma Hillary's beef curtains.
4) Essentially anything else you might deem appropriate. There is actually no wrong incorrectto use this phrase.
A non-black woman who actively seeks relationships with any black man that she feels will give her some type of acceptance or credibility... i.e. Kim, Khloe and Kylie Kardashian, Iggy Azaela, Jennifer Lopez etc
Can't even imagine the number of negroes that have run through, up and in Iggy Azalea's cant-rap-drawls...she nigga meat fo' sho'...
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