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Mini Beer

When you piss in a cup and then top it with cum so it looks like a โ€œmini beerโ€

When your misses has had a rough day at work and you give her a mini beer

by 69trousersnake69 August 23, 2022


beer equilibrium

The phenomenon that occurs when the perfect blood alcohol level is reached while drinking and playing bar sports, resulting in near God-like performance at darts or pool.

Dude, that's like 3 bulleyes in a row. You have clearly attained you beer equilibrium.

by Blair Semchuk September 15, 2008


gassin beers

Chugging or crushing beers

Dude, I was gassin beers last night and got completely drunk!

by Brosephguay March 5, 2018


beer-joke

The linguistic or artistic reference to beer or any other alcoholic beverage, which is intended to be humorous (i.e. jokes, stories, clothing, music etc.).

A shirt that reads "this is not a beer belly" and points to a man's protruding mid-section: a clear beer-joke.

An unfamiliar fan at a football game is trying to start conversation and tells you a story about how he and his friends use to sneak onto the roof and drink heartily. (The story is told with profanity, laughter and inappropriate gestures): a disquised beer-joke.

You're Uncle offers you a beer at the family reunion even though he knows that you are thirteen years old. He doesn't intend to give you the drink, but simply offers it in order to have a cheap laugh and incite chuckles among other buzzed males: beer-joke of the 1st degree

Any other PRE-MEDITATED joke that involves alcohol: beer-joke of the 3rd degree.

by Big Sean January 8, 2007


Horse beers

Lines of Ketamine

Question: Why is Paul so wavey?

Answer: He's had a fair few horse beers mate. He doesn't know what's going on.

by manabouttownend March 16, 2020


Beer o'clock

quitting time at work

Hey, it's beer o'clock! What is everyone still doing in the office?

by Alexandra August 19, 2004

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beer buddy

A beer buddy is a very special friend that you regularly drink beer with. In times of need or when you are lacking in money he or she will buy you beer and you will do the same for him or her. This is a relationship stronger than love or marriage

I'm going for a drink with my beer buddy!

by Spongebob beerpants January 25, 2007

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