A Dyke Munch is a male or straight woman that hangs around mostly lesbians. Not unlike a "Fag Hag."
I wish i wasn't a dyke munch, then i could actually get my friends to help me with guys.
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When you are eating a female out while blasting away two fingers deep until she can't stand it anymore and you have to slip it in her
This smokeshow wasn't about it I hit her with the old munch and punch. After that she was wetter than niagra falls.
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(v. gerund) A euphemism for eating pussy.
Belinda and Stephanie got together for a 69 and ended up munching monkey all night long.
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A universally large twat who chooses to describe particular items in such a way as to make himself appear more of a "man" to his friends.
Often seen enjoying a cock or two, he is most fond of large, firm black penises, and loves to stick them where the sun never shines.
Has also been seen participating in a bukkake session with the following:-
Michael Hunt
John Heinz Kerry
John Keinz Kerry
Dazzla
maxican't
Richard Munch: "That's right Michael Hunt/John Heinz Kerry/John Keinz Kerry/Dazzla/maxican't, push it harder!!"
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A term used to discribe a sexual act on a woman.
fuckin hell shag your breath stinks ! have you been munching in the grass before you came out ?
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punching a girl in the face while going down on her
That bitch was so retarded I munch punched the shit out of her.
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