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when you jizz your pants after putting dip on a girls boobs to get to first base
Jason had an onion tits moment
Derogatory slang term for a prep cook, perhaps any type of cook or chef if the speaker is feeling particularly bold.
That onion juggler sure is fast, he can peel and dice a 50-pound bag of potatoes in just under two beers.
When you see someone you like, and your heart starts thumping quicker.. this happens the same, but just to your onion (a.k.a) pussy
"She's gotta thumping onion for Ken"
An onion poll is a social media opinion poll, generally Twitter, created to prove or disprove some point, (typically related to some social or politcal agenda), blatantly disregarding the fact that one's social media followership is inherently biased to agree, or at least closely align, with whatever cause it's creator is trying to promote.
Onion polls are only created to serve as supporting evidence in a straw-man argument, and the limited scope, absence of an unbiased control group, lack of verifiable demographic information, and no way to prevent people from voting multiple times, are all factors which contribute to these sort of polls being just as meaningless.
@Newbtard: Did you vote in the latest onion poll about feminism?
@HeresJolly: Which one? @Onision posts like 50 of those a day, and they're all fucking retarded.
@Newbtard: The one that proved feminism is about equality by stating in the description that only feminists were allowed to vote and asked if they thought men and women were equals.
When you do a reverse tea bag and fart in the other persons eyes causing them to water. ( and in good cases they will actually be tears)
Carl is sleeping i bet he wil wake up if i give him some onion tea
An “Onion Hoe” is a female that you’ve known for some time and have grown to learn and expect their slutty tendencies and behaviours. But just when you think you can predict her next actions, layers upon layers shed and the hoe stereotype inside becomes more and more defined.
Damn i knew she got around but i didn’t expect it to steadily get worse, she an onion hoe
Round luscious objects, somewhat resembling other things that are round and luscious.
Casey: Hey Steve, check out my Japanese Onions.
Steve: Stop showing me yer melons